that's funny, i started loving your mom the day of that garage sale.

i have a monk's tonsure and pipi longstocking braids, i ride your mom to work, and i drink iced tea made from a refreshing blend of papaya and psilocybin mushrooms.

i'd like to crack an ostrich egg each into a pair of those things and make a big fucking eggs benedict. substitute a slab of spiral cut ham for the canadian bacon and a pizza crust for the english muffin, and you got yourself breakfast for like 10 people.

SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTER!!

when the cop nad passes the joint to me, well, that's when i pass.

or you're holding a stack of toilet paper squares.

Oooh, it is encrusted with filth. Now this is just between me and you, smashed hat!

you can say "woo hoo!"

woo hoo
new coen bros. movie

i am shocked and saddened that you all forgot to mention MC hammer.

did ZMF write the Brown & Wild Whole Gran Medley ingredient list?

fritzy-poo: buy a rice cooker. you won't regret it. unless you but a cheaply made, poorly wired rice cooker and it sparks and sets fire to your house and destroys all of your possessions and you have no insurance and you have to go live in a cardboard lean-to under a railroad bridge somewhere. in which case i take…

hi fives all around to the folks who saw the arcade fire/lcd soundsystem pairing. their LA show at the hollywood bowl killed.

i think a set of bright yellow crocs would complete the douchebag look.

john and kate plus Wolfgang Amadeus Stallonious Von Funkenmeister 19 3/4.

horsefellow, shouldn't that be "hcuckaa ckuhka"?

settle down there, just a you-know-who who likes the you-know-whats.

more like pansnorum!

your mother was whoring in nashville, tennessee on november 23, 1992, trebek! i picked her up and had my way with her! ha HA!

that, santos, would be a statue of gossamer: http://tinyurl.com/yaf4qhn