leg man, i…i'm confused by your contribution to this thread. confused and titillated. okay, mostly just titillated.

the real victim here
will be papa john's pizzerias, who will no doubt see a decline in sales from the unfortunate name association.

"wait, why do we want to marry our cousins?"

but i believe they're going to go for spearmint tic tacs in this one. so it'll hardly be the same movie.

chicken that fucking keep doing

somebody should form a cover band that plays nothing but insanely cheerful renditions of pearl jam songs and call themselves "burl jam."

i have to politely disagree with your assertion that cornelius ran out of ideas after his first album; his output is consistently excellent.

i can't wait for abstinence werewolf to team up with public masturbation frankenstein for a buddy comedy!

i think what you really meant to say is, "in face of jay leno punch."

a tracksuit is my hip hop performance outfit of choice.

i can't wait for the porn version,
"Pouty with a Chance to Meet Balls"

yo, I'm really happy for JOe, I'll let you finish, but Ray Parker Jr. has one of the best song ripoffs of all time. of all time!

@conrad bain, you love Rush, but what about the voice of geddy lee? how did it get so high? i wonder does he speak like an ordinary guy?

thanks for that, lexicondevil. that was awesome.

all of this doris day talk seems to have blinded everyone to ortenzia's failed firstie.

Shit your pants. Depends.

and now, kim and cookie…

and 20 is the new red.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

probably better that no additioal salt was called for in a recipe that already had a whole can of cream of mushroom soup and velveeta.