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Yeah. Look at David Fincher (perhaps the closest analogue to Kubrick today; PT Anderson writes his own films wholesale, so I don't think he's in that running); his first movie was Alien 3, of all fucking things.

Yeah. Look at David Fincher (perhaps the closest analogue to Kubrick today; PT Anderson writes his own films wholesale, so I don't think he's in that running); his first movie was Alien 3, of all fucking things.

And yet again I am reminded that Michael and Michael Have Issues never made it past a short first season.

And yet again I am reminded that Michael and Michael Have Issues never made it past a short first season.

The Blue Line doesn't get me anywhere I need to be, though. The nearest Red Line stop is literally just outside my front door, about twenty steps away. There's no real contest.

The Blue Line doesn't get me anywhere I need to be, though. The nearest Red Line stop is literally just outside my front door, about twenty steps away. There's no real contest.

I want David Cross to guest star on Breaking Bad's final episode. He's just some guy, and then the last minute and a half, right before the credits, he takes over as main character, the aspect ratio shifts to 4:3, and everyone who died during the show's run shows up for a sketch about how funny meth is.

I want David Cross to guest star on Breaking Bad's final episode. He's just some guy, and then the last minute and a half, right before the credits, he takes over as main character, the aspect ratio shifts to 4:3, and everyone who died during the show's run shows up for a sketch about how funny meth is.

I like that I don't have that problem around here usually because I live in Chicago.

I like that I don't have that problem around here usually because I live in Chicago.

They're named after a She-Ra toy, purportedly.

They're named after a She-Ra toy, purportedly.

She's a massive bitch but fuck if she doesn't have interesting vocal range. She'd be Karen O if her lyrics weren't absolutely terrible.

She's a massive bitch but fuck if she doesn't have interesting vocal range. She'd be Karen O if her lyrics weren't absolutely terrible.

Haven't heard this yet but I really liked their second album; Doe Deer, with its insane repetitive 808 scream bounce, is a gem.

Haven't heard this yet but I really liked their second album; Doe Deer, with its insane repetitive 808 scream bounce, is a gem.

Really? It's a horror-fantasy from the getgo. The only people who wouldn't take a faithful Locke and Key film seriously (headkey and all) are the same people who would watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and scoff at the idea of winged, beaked centaurs.

Really? It's a horror-fantasy from the getgo. The only people who wouldn't take a faithful Locke and Key film seriously (headkey and all) are the same people who would watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and scoff at the idea of winged, beaked centaurs.

I don't buy that at all.