Imagine how much better Titanic would have been with Sonny Jim.

Well, yeah, that's where I was going with it: don't report reblog it at all.

George Washington once rounded up 47 Mexican Jihadists and poured ice-cold holy water on 46 of them. Then he set them on fire. Then he told the last one to go back to North Korea to tell Emperor Stalin that his time was over, and Vietnam was ours.

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And they say TM isn't a cult!

He can't read a single sentence convincingly and has no range.

The car was a better actor.

Huh? If he's found not guilty, he's found not guilty.

Did you say "pubic mound"?

Dave Grohl?

The fuck? You love Adam Driver? He's literally the worst actor I've ever seen.

Or, if you find out next week.

Could you repeat this by watching all the works of Adam Driver?

This is turning into a fun comment page, but this is like the most clickbaity article ever. OH MY GOD THAT GUY WHO WAS IN ONE SCENE OF THE REVIVAL

Got a light any gum?

Soylent Beige is LINDA! It's still LINDA! They said they changed the recipe but it's still LINDA!

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Hey it's your boy Z-Dollar in Atlanta, I just have to say that Sarah Palmer should get a refund on that facelift. They're supposed to lift up, not to the side. Anyway, Amanda Seyfried, keep it tight. Hollah!

Sense8 isn't terribly hard to understand, it's just made of everything people hate about liberals, so I'm not sure how they thought it would ever win over anyone who was not already slanted that way. I consider myself liberal but Sense8 was really trying my patience by the second half of Season 1 and the genuine and…

Get ready for Jezebelbot. She's flled with social justice factoids, looking to pick a fight, and programmed to sing Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" every fifteen minutes!