The food's been revolting since the 80s but that didn't get us anywhere.

I think they had a suicide pact with one of the Beanie Babies.

Greg Garcia thanked the producer who forced him to scrape gum off the shoe of an exexucive when he as a PA on Step By Step, when accepting his Emmy for writing the pilot for My Name Is Earl.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

And just like the real ones, they scream out WHAT IS MY PURPOSE several times before grabbing a Mormon and disappearing into the ether.

Does anyone want to switch seats?

This will be the most glorious week and a half ever seen!

Fixed. Dolphin auto comics.

Fibber McGee… and PEPSI.

No, that was everything else.

GROWING PAINS WEPT

My Mother The Roomba

"That's every week, Mistah J!"

Kotter-Lateral Beauty

YOU CAN'T CALL A WOMAN THE WIFE OF HER OWN HUSBAND

I would pay cash fucking money to see a live action Jetsons movie starring the entire IASIP cast. Oribity Cricket anyone?

1,500 Tickets

That SNL sketch Taran Killam used to do sort of covered that, thought the recent similar one with Aziz was less creepy.

You'll jump, jive, and wail on the toilet for the next two days!

Marge-inally