::turns into an early 90s CG rendering of a doorknob::

This is fascinating. Perhaps killing Bran destroys all magic in their universe, and the final war is decided by numbers and ingenuity.

Huff got rid of their comment section a while ago.

First they came for Disqus, and I said nothing, because they disabled it.

::waits outside Panucci's Pizza::

ARLEEN SORKIN WEPT

Y super gracias, a DAWES!

Lynch killed off the Log Lady on Sunday, and we're all the better for it.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense!

Do you even know who I am?

Deborah Harry, everyone!

Don't forget a serious attempt to discredit Joss Whedon!

Donna Bowman, everyone!

More like AV CLUB DEAD!

Any chance we'll hear from Frakes, Adam Sandler, or Rappin' Jake Sisko before the end?

She was also way, way, into Hot Pockets before Gaffigan ever heard of them.

Technically that moon is Asian enough to replace the All-American Girl photo.

IF THIS IS ANYONE BUT BEEMA YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT

Oddly enough Amy Hill was playing about 30 years older on that show.

It's just a link to a job application for their custodial department.