He was this close to playing Dawson before they decided to go white.

The AV Club

The offbrand Gollum: "My portionsssssss…"

So you think people chose to be ugly?

Stop itttttttttttt

They do lampshade it in the finale, and Xena chooses to remain dead (but still a ghost, sort of) so as to make up for her part in accidentally killing 35,000 people in a fire started by her liquor breath years earlier (really).

ROBERT TREBOR, MICHAEL HURST, RENEE O'CONNOR, HUDSON LEICK, AND THE LATE KEVIN SMITH WEPT

It was an easy way to get rid of an actor who was probably costing them way too much and a new character who probably had no real purpose with Lynch and Frost about to return.

::Harry's face emerges from the doughnut, rendered in early 90s CG::

It's as smart a move as it was to glide over 80 percent of the other characters from the original. I was very worried before the revival aired that we'd only be watching the adventures of Bobby, Shelley, and James. Using them as sparsely as possible until the story needs them, while still seeing them regularly, is…

The Stannis Borathean problem

Is Squiggy still alive?

McGill's appearances in the Artisan-era DVD interviews were the most strikingly calm and contented of the whole bunch.

In the original series, Xena invented the cannon!

Xena could have wrestled with some other hot chicks, getting down in some Ancient Greece.

Found the millennial

She's from the Greek town of Amphipolis.

Did she ever vote for Dukakis?

They need the most attention.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME