"We call 'em 'Senor Fundaddies,' and each of them has a pair of novelty sunglasses hot-glued to the lobster's dead biological eyes!"

So you literally live by Ned Flanders' rule of 'and a glass of water on the side for dippin''?

Pfff. Yeah. "Groovy."

Theoretically. Dougie is just kind of laying there.

That's the oldest story in the book!

So Cole really is the dream of the American worker after all?

Dueling bitchface?

"!ay sllet I ,live m'I"

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Or, does Monica Belluci dream that Gordon loves the idea of you?

My mistake, I thought they meant the first season or series.

I do not call such a thing ever happening with Laura.

Only in the Palmer family could the murdered secret teenage prostitute and coke addict be the voice of reason.

Looks to me like she did eat one.

YES BUT WERE THEY NARRATED AT FULL VOLUME LIKE THE TRAILER FOR AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ABOUT WATER FILTRATION.

The white smoke and strobe lights out of nowhere where fucking creepy.

I thought for a second it might be the bar from the Diane Keaton episode. There's even a similarity to that bar with the indoor awning setup.

Also, 7 8 9, as in "Sarah ate neck."

Wally Brando once received instructions in a dream, however when he tried to attach the clock to bottle of Johnny Walker the next morning, it only led to seven hours and forty minutes of pondering whether a drinking problem would be a worthwhile chapter or two in his second grade diary.

VERBS DO NOT HAVE APOSTROPHES! GOOD NIGHT!