Wally Brando prayed for a flawed father each Christmas Eve of his teenage years, so that he would have something to rebel against in this chrystaline universe of ours.

Oh boy was this a good one. Janey-E is revealed as fucking Diane's sister, Gordon and Jeffries were partners, Gordon's disturbing dream flashes back to FWWM, Bobby has a fun adventure, Sarah Palmer takes her own face off and murders a guy, Andy becomes a bringer of truth, Chet is arrested, a young woman who looks like…

SARAH PALMER, WHAT THE FUCK

Uh, so why didn't like a thousand Dothraki immediately i go after the guy who just tried to murder their queen, even if it he was only presumed dead? Wouldn't it be important to at least recover Jaime's body? Because they don't like water?

"Good thing there was this dumpster sitting here, twenty feet underwater, with room underneath it, too."

But her BB-Qs!

Oh, Britta's in this?

The thing that people don't realize about gear heads, is that they were never really about the gears.

It's Targaryeans all the way down!

Wild thought. I wonder if there's any chance Cersei's colluding with the Night King. It would explain how Qyburn brought The Mountain back from the dead— something Cersei would have been obsessed with right after Joffrey's murder— and might mean the next step is turning one of the dragons into a white dragon, pitting…

Fact or no, the political theatric of the threat of dragon-roasting is sort of a one-time deal, which is why we saw Dany do it to the Tarlys immediately. Even mathematically it doesn't work to do it before the white walkers are taken out because if the improbable were to happen and Cersei refuses, Dany would be in a…

I thought they established her as being forty years old this season to indicate there will no further children. (Also why Euron's completely bullshitting her.)

Dany is gearing up to make the same threat when she resumes her campaign, assuming the white walker threat is neutralized. Making that same threat twice is meaningless.

That's some nice glowerin', Mister M.

I thought Cersei claimed the throne via Robert, not Joffrey or Tommen.

It was fascinating how her story get kept getting more and more psychologically terrifying each season; Gretchen Mol does not get enough for carrying the weight of all that. Her complete breakdown by the time she's in the sanitarium in the final season being the most devastating, and then she becomes the muse for…

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Now roll footage!

Euphemism's banned from live performances per her plea bargain with Minions On Ice.

No one with real knowledge of The Simpsons fan considers the entire first season a sacred cow, and most fans consider the Christmas special a quaint oddity at best. No one thinks it matches the heights the show reached a few years later. The "Am I supposed to hate this now too?" bandwagon is a rally call of SJWs who…