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It reminds me of that Seinfeld bit where Jerry and George are looking for Kramer in LA and they meet Elmarie Wendel, who tries to convince them she was once in a Three Stooges short where they accidentally killed a baby, and Jerry and George are so baffled by the statement they can't even react.

Nymeria and Shiva can get a spinoff: Deus Ex Animalzzz

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" as performed by Ed Sheeran?

To be fair the dragons are a dangerous and effective weapon but they're lumbering in their mobility.

So I'm assuming Jon meets Dany, Jon refuses to kneel, Dany is pressured into dragon-roasting him as a traitor, and when he survives the fire everyone realizes he's a Targaryen?

We've all been shrugging off the pain in the neck that the Sand Snakes are for at least two seasons.

The Night King's hot on their heels, giving Jon Snow cold feet?

Can it be called cockblocking when there wasn't a single one on the ship?

As of 7.01 we can assume he's being bankrolled by Cersei as Queen, if not the Lannister family personally.

She's like Cool Whip, Lees: candy on the outside, poison on the inside.

I'm shocked, shocked that every character in Dany's epic boardroom meeting was still alive by the end of the episode, especially after Euron's attack.

That's nice, but Dan Savage's non-medical anecdotal folk knowledge says differently, has a bit more sass, and recommends hiring a sex worker.

The ships were on their way to Dorne and Highgarden to pick up the armies per Tyrion's plan. How Euron knew to attack them at sea is a mystery, and suggests Varys is indeed playing both sides.

I love how they're setting Cersei up to kill at least one of the dragons, which would truly be the worst thing she's ever done in the audience's eyes. I guess GOT's version of "Save The Cat" is "Save The Dragon"?

What's Varys, chopped… uh, liver?

Instinct (FKA Killer Instinct) sounds decent. FBI pathologist Alan Cumming is immediately pulled out of retirement when a serial killer starts using the tactics described in his textbook.

Ferrer's character wasn't killed off either, and apparently went on some rogue mission never to be seen again.

Get me Margot Robbie and Arleen Sorkin!

It wasn't because FDR is getting noticed more and more?

Lugias! Sad!