In conclusion, here are more glamour shots of the Classic NES!

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Erin Brockovitch: the hooker with a heart of gold!

The Bible Is For Realz

DANA CARVEY WEPT

And Angel was a vampire!

"No longer affiliated with the dormitory at Northeastern of the same name"

Boston finally got rap music?

So how many grains of salt are you supposed to take it with to have a good time? Three?

It feels as though a million monocles dropped in agony.

I thought this was a comedy!

Maybe they should have drank out of the Community Chest instead.

The Boss Tweed bartender, no less!

ROCK MONSTAH

Panthers do not abide by the rules of physics, Archmage.

Actor obits typically lead with their highest-grossing work.

You changed the bill by observing it!

Life, uh, forms a way.

That being, a certain point of view?

AND THE GREAT TASTE OF CHARLESTON CHEW