I seriously thought I was the only person, Re The Incredibles. Boy did I dislike that movie.

DAVID CROSS WEPT

Oh, give it up, Apu.

The Hound is definitely Omar, though by the time we meet Omar he's much more formed in his opinions and stance. Slate ran a great piece comparing The Wire characters to the GOT characters, I just guessed that they matched those two and double-checked now:

It's funny! His shirtless torso is different from my shirtless torso! Heh, heh, heh!

Melissa McCarthy is available to play the Angel Of Death, in the Ole Yeller reboot. Just remember, her contract has a three fart minimum.

Miss Pyle is porcelain. Porcelain is a color.

Set them to Danny Elfman music?

He does have ten films' worth of filmed Christopher Lee material ready, should the main character need a protracted flashback about their abusive father.

And what about John Glover's character from Gremlins 2?

I SAID, THE ELEPHANT MAN COULDN'T HEAR ME WHEN THOSE GIANT EARS BROKE OFF AND BECAME SENTIENT BEINGS, COOP. AND THE HEARING AIDS WERE INHABITED BY THE GHOST OF GRACE ZABRISKE'S DEAD DAUGHTER. NOW, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A CHILDREN'S MOVIE?

Keaton was also close to being cast as the lead in Burton's Willy Wonka remake, which always sounded somehow more terrifying than what Depp did with it (and granted, this is a movie I like).

WHAZ CRACKIN' MAH HOMEYS? JZZ GETS DAYYYOWN WITH THE ROMNEYS!

Does the script call for "a Chris Tucker type doing Chris Rock's best Eddie Murphy impression"?

THE SPY KIDS WEPT

"R," as in "Robert Loggia."
"O," as in "Oh my God, it's Robert Loggia."

Great, Seymour, you ruined the bit ten seconds in.

There was a seven-day forecast on it, and since it looks like Parts 17 and 18 will both air on the same night, I think it might have been a joke about what will happen in the next seven remaining installments.

That's enough from you. Stop watching it already and save yourself and everyone else some time. Also, I love you.

I found it utterly hilarious.