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That's enough from you. Stop watching it already and save yourself and everyone else some time.

I just don't think the story demands her. Shoehorning characters in is how we get whatever the hell it is Kimmy Robertson's been doing all season.

KM's just one of those actors who's never been out of shape. (See also: Steve Martin, Wendie Malick.)

It has never, ever occurred to me that Nadine was obsessed with drapes, and the Black Lodge is essentially made of them.

The actress playing Candie looks so much like Naomi Watts I was trying to determine whether it was her, and due to those delayed responses to everything, if Candy was Janey-E's golem a la Dougie (band name).

So Janey-E got her "Hungry For Apples?" moment, huh?

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::Michelle Rodriguez dies offscreen::

"Come on, why do you have a monster claw?"

"doltish"

The actress is a woman? What a twist!

Doctor Who cares

So this is how nostalgia dies: with wiki-wiki-Wild West!

Won't somebody please slow the children?!

Thank you for Chering this.

Chichi Loves Chachi, per Charo.

The dad from That 70s Show, or the black guy from House.

I see what you did there.

My name's R. Schneider, and I'm here to say,
"We no have room at hotel, now you drink toilet water" in a clever way!