Martha Stewart angrily decoupages Snoop Dogg's Emmy nomination

A theatrically released feature, sure, but not a Netflix movie.

It's called "Fire Walk With Me."

A performance worth no less than four Emmy nominations, a plus one for the Peabodys, and a guaranteed Grammy for DJ Ski Mask!

"What, I have 3-D vision now?"

Carl Weathers leaves with an aluminum foil to-go swan:

Yeah! Hating people from other places is strictly an American thing!

JULIAN CASABLANCAS WEPT

Man has always loved his podiums, but what happens when the podiums say, "No more"?

My impression when this showed up on Reddit was that it was very clearly staged.

"American Pie" as rapped by Rob Schneider, in Vietnamese drag

I SAID, WHATEVER KEEPS ME ON THE SAG HEALTH PLAN, COOP.

I don't member that!

Everybody!

I know all those words, but that headline makes no sense.

"Your fish are dead."

FWIW, this was as of a few months ago supposed to star Kirsten Dunst and (TBD) as the dad.

A 2eautiful Mind: The Squeak-uel

This is— excuse me— a damn fine cup of covfefe.

A rude Frenchman? Well, I never!