What I wouldn't give to see Michelle Rodriguez versus Mercedes McNab.

Six Flags is really running out of good names.

She's basically the female and American Sean Bean, so without having any of these movies, I assume she dies in each and every one.

So the Belgians knew the Norwegians were setting up internal affairs the whole time?

And for once when he says "people are saying" something, it'll be true.

These Tomb Raider reboots have got to stop!

And you'll get that chance, Mr. Kirshner.

I see what you were trying to do there, sir.

Year 40 wasn't even the midpoint for Family Matters' run.

Fun fact: a few years ago she was spotted leaving a posh New York hotel and mistaken by the paparazzi for Lindsay Lohan. I'm not making this up.

Tom Haverford died when he saw that year's Hilfiger spring collection.

Donna Meagle died eating what she thought were Sweetums candy fingernails during a Treat Yo Self tour of Dollywood.

Ron Swanson dyed some wooden planks for a ship deck.

Perd Hapley died during a retrospective he was hosting on the year's most notable TV reporter deaths.

Ben Wyatt died in a construction accident while building the entire Cones Of Dunshire theme park by himself.

April died in the ensuing explosion after coming into direct contact with a super sourball.

Does this mean David Schwimmer is cool, too?

WHAT

I SAID, GENERATION COOP, COOP.

Generation Beekman was better.