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Sociology professors go to concerts, too! You know, for data sampling.

They'd also change the winner.

They're just Facebook friends!

Yes, but who will be the Xennial figurehead a la Janeane Garafolo for Generation X?

Into a charger compatible with nothing else?

I'm a young person too naive to see how terrible an actor Adam Driver is!

WHAS CRACKIN' MAH HOMEYS? JAZZ GETS DAAAYOWN WITH THE ROMNEYS!

P. S. That lead photo looks like it was taken from the end of some cheap Jerry Bruckheimer remake of Temple Of Doom where the villain was played by Billy Connolly and the Temple Of Doom is inside a Six Flags.

More like Black Hole Sun.

I thought she was joking in the first place. Oh, right, clickbait.

Michelle Rodriguez is tired of being a feminist avatar.

Meaning, he'll be back working at The Olive Garden in a few years?

This Cars expanded universe has got to stop!

Cordelia and Spike never exchange dialogue between each other in the entire Buffyverse.

COLIN QUINN WEPT

The only way to ensure regular coverage these days is to have a cooking show starring wrestlers, directed by David Lynch.

It's weird that Jake Lacy and Clark Duke are both on this after joining that final season of The Office at the same time.

He's looking out for number one!

Achording to some people, I should cut the chord on these by my own achord.

With the exception of the word "chord," this poet is complete gibberish.