It's now destined to be the last remnant of the pre-Kinja AV Club commentariat.

Nah.

Chord it be any more subtle?

Just in time for Rick & Morty Season 4!

"A spoonful of sugar" is the recommendation of some non-American from a socialized health care system who would fly over the border wall with her umbrella first chance she could.

This story had me LOLing in the deep.

Sure. I guess I'm wrong, implying and being are the same thing, because your strong feelings change what verbs mean.

And here she thought the doctor visit would be one of those quick Poppins.

And I'm all out of bubble gum! Wait

The verbs "to imply" and "to be" are also not synonyms. Implying something is not the same thing as being it.

I guess this will be the first time anyone actually gets their mail-in rebate from buying Adele.

I did. They're related concepts but not synonymous. They do not equal each other, e.g. sexual slavery implies a probability of sexual assault but does not in and of itself equate to an act of sexual assault. Sexual slavery is not another word for rape. Rape is not another word for sexual slavery. They're related…

"And the numbers in 'Yakko's Universe' are so wrong that the song is barely enjoyable."

Why Are You Still Doing This, Internet?

I have a feeling Loretta Devine is going to be angry about this.

No one said anything about grammar.

I think you're forgetting The Carousel Of Progress.

They are not synonyms, though obviously they are often related.

Grace Park story leads to skein job

Her backstory is more confusing than Boomer's.