He actually appeared in Part 2 as well, but with no lines.

Paula Deen angrily tweets Mrs. Fields' home address

The T-shirt is also cursed.

I thought Onion Headline broke up in 2011?

Jenga sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

How do you know someone's an industry vegan?

Lazy Math won Pitchfork's "Best Of Portland 2007" title. Those plaid-clad ladies can rock!

Tell my wife I'm sorry about what happened with Keith and them!

Neill Blomkamp is always available to make a movie excruciating beyond words.

And if you ever just want to jam, I used to play bass for the Mos Eisley cantina band!

VOLT 4 DUD BOLT

Lego Fett captured Kevin Sorbo and brought him to Bonnie The Hunt.

So, Howard The Duck made Smashmouth and Cameron Diaz rich. Makes sense.

All us Star Wars fans wanted to see Han Solo be recast with somebody younger!

Are those men his dead grandfather and great-grandfather, come back from beyond the grave to make sure he learns his lesson about that big basketball scholarship?

I did find myself in a metaphysical crisis when I realized Phil Collins was capable of phoning it in.

Is that the one where Jacob the Ladder gets a girlfriend named Lady Ladder, voiced by Kate McKinnon?

Of course! Bullseye is a poliopony!

Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar

ROSE AND BERNARD WEPT