Or that guy who played in Fargo.

Not mentioning Dexy's Midnight Runners makes Baby Jesus cry.

You're saying Kathy Griffin ripped off the bottoms of the pant legs, and held them up to the camera?

Yeeeeee-aaaaaaah?

Yeeeeee-aaaaah?

Brendan: "Yeeeee-aaaah?"

I thought the crime scene investigation video of the police saying they were going to tamper with the evidence to frame him implicated them in evidence tampering.

The key: surprise victims, each more surprising than the last.

Brady Christmas!!!!

Forgetting Sarah Newmovie

2 Big Sick 2 Quit

Paterson?

Can I offah you a nice Oogieloves upvote in these tryin' times?

And here, under protest, is "Balogna burgers."

Whereas Arnold Palmer cut down the tartness of lemonade with some iced tea.

A beefcake factory, I could see.

"All her life Sansa had enjoyed lemon cakes, but the menu in Dorne included lemon cakes stuffed with something called Sub-Zero Fluffernutter S'moresgasborg With Reece's, and upon eating it, two things were certain: she could no longer fit in the dress she was currently wearing, and she realized it was time to shirk…

Customer service rep who hates customers, tonight at 9:00 at The Comedy Store!

Less of a cut than Laura Palmer took, I assume.

I know all those words, but that headline makes no sense.