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Hey, AV Club editorial staff, now that we have the season trailer, can we quit it with Game Of Thrones news until the premiere? It's three weeks away, we're all aware of it, and we're waiting to open our wallets. And we all know the characters and where we left off last season. No more marketing is required.

JUST LIKE T-FOURRRRRRRR

Is there a chance the track could bend?

You're thinking of Paterson.

Roundtine was a golden waterwheel who used her heft to crush the Decepticons, and the dreams of anti-abolishionists!

And for some reason every photo on it has a 'funny' caption, a fact that didn't occur to me until about an hour into a morbid curiosity one night.

Would you stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

So he was crying, and it really was the onion's fault?

Fox News knows not of this "Atlanta" of which you speak.

He tried, but was stopped by a syntax error.

BUZZ ALDREN WEPT

Wait six seasons to find out! Only not really!

What if Han Solo had some unresolved issues with his father? And a magical animal was involved? And dialogue didn't match the way people speak in real life?

Big red No.

But you can call it the Dallas Principle.

Whereas Leland was inhabited by the spirit of BOB, Doc Hayward is inhabited by the spirit of Pete Martell.

Return back to from whence you came from!

I am Doobie Keebler!

THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT. BUDGETS OF STONE.

WE HAVE NOTES. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DAVE CHAPELLE. DESTROY