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The King Of Swank

::throws weird CG arms up in disgust::

Except on Mondays.

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE FART NOISE MACHINE FACTORY?!

If you're hearing voices in your car it's because they're still alive back there.

Fools rush in

Furby
It's a gas

Marge, Marge, the doll's spying on me, and the toaster's been laughing at me!

ROBOT HOUUUUUUUUUUSE!

JASON BIGGS WEPT

I just wanted some attention.

That doll is evil, I tells ya, EVIL!!!!!!

Anyone who calls themselves a "noted muppet enthusiast" couldn't be an evil man!

That's a good idea. Oh, it's four thousand words on the subject.

Oh, fuck off. Why agree to present for that category, then?

No, Chris Christie usually gets to it first.

She wants you to wear the blue one.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother's murderer.

Oh, Britta was in those?