A girl has no data limit.

"which presumably means last March and not later this week"

::Seth Rogen runs to the studio to pitch Sausage Party 2: The One With Product Placement::

But it turns out, we were wrong. That cup of boiling-hot coffee was sexually harassing that woman.

Sorry, the answer we were looking for was "jive turkey."

No, really. Is this a joke?

Star Jones Episode I: The Payless Menace

He's happy, hope you're happy, too

Bad astros

Her name is Kellyanne.

IT'S A PUN, YOU STUPID GOPHER

No deal, Musk! That moon money is MINE!

Second comes right after first!

Come awn, everybody! Sing alowwwng!

The Milky Way,
A fuckin' shootin' star

All I can think of with that picture is,

Travolta as sassy film critic (and tie-breaking voting Academy member, we later learn) Adele Gazeem.

Oh my God, the octogenarians have disbanded!

Dick Tracy made money, but it needed Batman numbers to be the kind of success anyone wanted.

Most pictures of Emma Stone are great.