WHAT DOES SQUANCH MEAN?!

I have the magicalest castle, it's incredible. People are saying my castle is the most magical they've seen. Of course CNN, the Communist News Network, is gonna say, "Oh it's not that magical," but everyone here knows that it is. Isn't it magical, people? Fuck Rosie O'Donnell. I love Brawny brand paper towels.

MAY I HAVE THE TRICK SWORD PLEASE

It's Beardfacee, dammit!

Gene Siskel: "Yes."

They should clear up in about two weeks after continued use.

Coming to CBS in 2018, a drama about well-meaning app developers titled Quality Programming.

PENNY MARSHALL WEPT

That's what you get for using a competitor's brand of cat litter.

I don't know how I've never seen that before.

I'm a huge apologist for Season 4. I don't like the way they wrote out Cordelia one bit, but it's just such a good, complex story, and when Jasmine is revealed she's such a unique presence.

For some reason I always thought Darla was first to go, with Flutie a few episodes later. Maybe because Flutie's death is played exclusively for laughs, but Darla's presence was becoming increasingly threatening, making her death more of a shock. I guess she was a more important character too.

::snaps jaw like The Mayor on Principal Snyder::

What that receptionist looks like now will amaze you

Ha. I thought "The Pack" was later in the season.

She comes back as a possibly-the-First-Evil ghost in Season 4, disappearing into the ether. And even that's not her last appearance!

Darla also has the distinction of being the first recurring character to die in the Buffyverse after the two-part pilot. When that happens randomly in like the seventh episode (spoilers) it's a big moment that tells us a lot about the kind of universe we're seeing.

And don't get me started on Dan Aykroyd!

I'M IN THE SKY TONIGHT

They changed it to running walkie talkies at a Chipotle in the DVD release.