Gump Vs. Trump

In journalism, reporting is an actual technical that only applies to stories coming directly from a primary source.

I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR ZAIUS

SHAME.

"Last year, we reported"

The Sheinhardt Redemption

JIM CUMMINGS WEPT

Enough with JJ Abrams already. Seriously.

I'm kind of surprised it's not considered a lot worse in retrospect (like its contemporary Garden State). Aside from taking forever to get any good (and not even then), the romance is preposterous considering she was 24 and he was 106. I'd buy it more now that she's in her 30s, but not over a decade again.

Black White Asians

Mmmm! It's CRANtastic!

HE'S A WITCH!

Dominoes are a bad metaphor for the Trump administration, they use black and white in too equal a measure.

That Wind Waker is the pinnacle of The Legend Of Zelda series, for one.

Now he's a box, damn you! A BOX!

But SNL just found a celebrity to play him this week!

Sir, you have really misinterpreted Sesame Street.

Shoot the pie with a Star Wars blaster!

"Edward James Almost, an Edward James Olmos impersonator Tracy hangs out with"

MERRITT WEAVER WEPT