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Bad exposition is bad exposition, and dressing it up in the stolen aesthetics of Terminator 2 and Tron: Legacy won't fix that.

I would be perfectly fine with paying for a ticket to Logan and finding out that they're just replaying X2. That's a great movie.

Fat Suit (Eddie Murphy, 1996 - Present)

These porn parodies have got to stop!

You might even say it moved me… to a different country!

GWEN STEFANI WEPT

That's ridiculous. Every Eddie Murphy movie is horrible.

Which face does Rob Schneider put on in that one? Botswanan?

In the $2 bin with unsold copies of Norbit and Mike & Molly Season 1?

BLINK 182 WEPT

I can't believe she would appear in such an unflattering way this one time!

A rich, fat, middle-aged lawyer's garage?

Oh, Britta's in this?

They have the busiest design, it's amazing.

Jar-Jar's the key to all of this, it's amazing. See, people are always saying he's a funnier character than we've ever done, he's the funniest.

I have the best poetry, it's unbelievable. People are always saying it rhymes.

We have the best weather, it's incredible. Truly amazing weather. People are always saying how great the weather is.

"Ralph, remember when you thought you saw Snagglepuss outside?"

REAL LIONS HAVE GROOVES

You're not counting Subzero or Return Of The Joker?