Holy Garfunkel, Batman!

Or at the very least, someone else from Law & Order.

NEGAN WEPT

Reeg, there's no cilantro in it!

I was going to say "And Jim Parsons as the Riddler" until I remembered that that is, in fact, happening.

There's a montage that spans seasons. Belle's Enchanted Christmas even uses the costume designs from the 'winter' shot from the montage.

A Faust's Purpose

Stupid movie! Be more Beauty!

Krudler & The Beast

The man never ate a delicious food ball in his life!

COURTNEY LOVE WEPT

SHELLEY LONG YOU'RE TRULY AN INSPIRATION TO ME

R2-D2 WEPT

Enough about your promiscuous mother!

How do we filter out the teases?

Sir, you have really misinterpreted Sesame Street.

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

Great, can he also not star in it?

The scene with the Japanese garden broke my brain a little bit.

I was just skimming that last paragraph and was wondering how in the hell their hometown's marriage rate factored into it, like, maybe if their entire original audience was married couples, they were more likely to sit through the entire thing, because it would have been rude to tell your spouse that you hated a show…