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Scott Stapp's mind has been banished to the land of wind and ghosts

It's a trap!

Pro tip (life hack?): Put your porn files in a folder labeled "VIRUS QUARANTINE - DO NOT OPEN". Rest easy knowing that your nosy grandma won't find your amputee bukkake stash.

I think it also says something like "UPLOADING VIRUS" in Office Space. My tech nerd friends and I thought that was hilarious

:::UPLOADING VIRUS:::

::guitar solo with excessive wammy bar and finger tapping::

I bet Kirk knows how to shovel coal.

The "Retardation: A Celebration" bit immediately comes to mind as something they reused. There are others as well. The Megawatti-for-Orlando swap is quite jarring too, kinda took me out of it. Maybe the actor who played Orlando in the series didn't want to sign up for the movie because he was tired of being the butt

I did too…thanks for bringing up the bad memories. The whole thing just seemed wrong…reusing jokes from the series and also Orlando completely being replaced by a different-yet-similar character. Megawatti?

and in mid-air you would switch to Bobbie Gentry "Ode to Billie Joe"

David Bowie's "Always Crashing In The Same Car". On repeat.

Is there any other kind?

The restaurant scene in the early part of the movie is probably my favorite. McCracken firmly establishes that he's a complete asshole, telling the waitress to wash off her perfume before she comes back then telling the disgusting eater Munson to go finish his food outside.

No, let's not say Rob Schneider.

I goatse what you did there

Same here. It always struck me as a bit odd and a tad too celebrity-worshippy. So you have a celebrity's signature…what's the appeal? Proof that you met them and had an awkward interaction? Gosh, good for you. Or wait, even worse, the person never met them and just bought it online or in some collector store. Weird.

I remember back in the day, some magazine (Scrye?) had a promotion where you could exchange a Magic starter box (~60 cards) full of junk commons and other crap to receive a starter set of Spellfire. In my pack I got Disintegrate, which I believe at the time was the most powerful card in the game. My buddy got

Yes!

A list of the top five essential recordings and SAW Vol. II is left out?! Bosh! Flimshaw!

It's a merciless Vaughnslaught