BEHOLD! MY ZOMBINATOR! It zombified me back from the dead so I could unleash new, EVIL plans upon the TRI-STATE AREA!!! Okay, fine, time for a confession. I'm not really dead, it's just a figure or speaking. See, I know how to build all these inators and whatnot but I just can't figure out this new Disqus system. I…

I can be pretty self aware!
I acknowledge the failure of my inators pretty regularly! In fact, I even began realizing I'm not too popular around here…it's like being back home in Gimmelshtump…So you know, I sort of blended into the background just popping in occasionally, but now I have invented my SYMPATHY-INATOR!!!…

AGENT P?! What are you doing on this site, Perry the Platypus?! Seriously, you just have to be a part of every aspect of my life, don't you? Well, I guess it's okay, I mean I do get lonely sometimes around here, but really! CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUUUUUUUUUUS!!!

THAT ACCURSED WHALE IS BACK!!
He steals my girlfriend AND gets his own miniseries? Oh wait, you mean this is a different whale? I don't know, all these whales look the same, they're just giant fish! Just like all platypi look the same and really, I wouldn't recognize you without that hat, perry the platypus.

BEHOLD!!!
THE MARIE-INATOR!!!! Not to be confused with a marinator, I mean its not some sort of device that puts tangy sauce on barbecued meats though I should invent that…I'll call it THE MARINATOR-INATOR!!! But really now, the marie-inator will steal all the spoons in the tristate area and then nobody will have a…

Actually in retrospect its probably just easier to make an anime out of Petey the Panda. And yeah I know pandas are chinese but I mean, what animal is japanese, a squid? Its just not marketable! Then again how the heck does a platypus get popular?! CURSE YOU PERRY THE POPULAR PLATYPUUUUUUUUUS!!! (See that extra…

BEHOLD!!!
My JAPANINATOR!! With this device, I will take beloved american characters and turn them into barely recognizable cliched animes! Get ready for your reputation to be destroyed, Perry the Chibi Panda-pus!!

Why do the french love this guy?!
Just screaming nonsense words and falling down and making faces?! Oh wait, just like the french! This would never happen in gimmelshtump! *gets hit in the face by perry the platypus' tail* Ouch! CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUUUUUUUS!! FROINLAAAAVIN!!

STUPID CARTOON ANIMALS!!
So gimmicky saying just one sound over and over being all "snarf snarf snarf", am I right, perry the platypu—oh wait, you just do that one noise thing! It sounds like me when I gargle with mouthwash after eating delicious garlic ice cream! Anyhow I have invented my SNARFINATOR!!! Now everybody…

Pretty sure that guy's house is evil…
Talking chairs and globes?! And floory looks like he's. A pure manifestation of evil in a lab! I couldn't create something that horrifying if I tried! Know what else is scary? A giant floating baby head!

What, no stop in Danville?
Not going to check out the amazing building that is Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated? Yeah, I realize I'm getting a bit lazy with the references but since you all hate them, I'm going to keep going because that's what's TRULY EEEEEVIIIIL!!! So long as you keep hating the Doof, the Doof keeps…

Can't be as bad as my first love!
She left me for a whale! A WHALE! And he makes better macaroni and cheese than I do, but I don't think it's that great so I insulted him! But Perry the Platypus didn't care (no really, in this specific episode I'm referencing, he actually didn't care because somehow my plan wasn't…

What, you mean like a vacation? Well I have been working hard and do need to get away and….wait a second, are you being sarcastic? You are, aren't you?! CURSE YOU INTERNET COMMENTATOOOOOOOOR!!!

How do you steal an entire tower?!
They're way too heavy to just stuff in your pocket and go! These guys are going to need some sort of inator or even upper body strength! But the latter is just impossible, especially when there's so much tasty schnitzel to chow down on…oh yeah, bein fat n lazy with the…

Slow as molasses!
What is with this network?! A half a dozen seasons worth of solving a murder or building a railroad or beating up dead folks?! Its ridiculous! I build my inators and fight perry the platypus in under 11 minutes not even counting whatever else goes on with those kids! Of course people will say to me…

This one is just too easy…
I CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUUUUUUUUUS!!!!

So let me get this straight…
A movie about a tall,ugly,lanky,hunched over man with a high pitched accent who is always wringing his hands together, is obsessed with being evil, and is regularly defeated by a weird looking blue thing?

But Black Dynamite, I sell Doofenschmirtz' quality bratwurst to the community!

There's a time and a place…
Normally I would scream about my newest inators and the tri-state area and end by cursing Perry the Platypus, but I just don't feel it's appropriate here, as we are still in a mourning period for Lil' Sebastian. I mean, I may be evil and all, but nobody's THAT evil! Even I, the evil…

This is a perfect opportunity….
…to CURSE Perry the Platypus! Not as in like "hey man, fuck you platypus, quit destroying my inators"…but you know, like an actual curse, like a hex, because of this show here which likes to do the terrible puns about scary stuff and what not. I mean, clearly this pun is going to be…