Not to mention that Star Wars-branded ancillary products are just as ubiquitous now as they ever were.

Are we still doing paraphrasing?

I've yet to encounter another Cabin Boy fan in the wild, but I'm still holding out hope.

I'm partial to "Ragtime Roast Beefy."

I have to admit I'm a little curious about "Angry Swamp Wives" though.

*Bullock drags Tikicobra by the ear across the thoroughfare*

Star Wars Episode VII: The Search for More Money

Oh don't get me wrong, a fourth season would have been even better, but the last anyone mentioned the possibility of bringing back Deadwood (which at this point was years ago) it was as a couple of TV movies. Which I would more than happily take over nothing.

Now how about those Deadwood movies? Please?

Devoid of context all of Bobby Draper's quotes sound like Ralph Wiggum quotes.

Yeah, but he's still wearing UNDAH-PANTS.

To be fair, Newton Minow's original "Vast Wasteland" speech wasn't knocking television for being mass entertainment, it was knocking television for being bad mass entertainment, and went on to stress that the medium was capable of so much more. It's a far cry from "I don't even own a TV" snobbery.

I'm struggling to think of a good Deadwood quote I can use to express my agreement that won't get me flagged.

Don't give up, I know they can make it good.

And while we're at it, is Gravity Falls ever coming back?

Fighting, and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is
Excellence, and what is valor?
And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club
C G N!
U!

You just keep scrapin' along!

What about, like, the entire French New Wave?

*SPOILER*

I think the "d" in this person's username stands for "deity."