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Cynicism, snark, and an overall feeling of world-weariness? On the Internet! Good Heavens!

Another lazy Dawes reference! Stars and garters!

European Lolliglove? It comes in 5 flavors.

Advertising is dishonest? Dreams of being a screen and stage star frequently do not come to fruition? Dear God!

The fair Genevieve bestowing a female pop artist with a favorable grade? Commentators positing the reviewer did not fairly review the album? MY GOD!

Unregistered poster being a dick! By far the biggest surprise of the day!

More sexism! I never….

An article concerning a female….and within the first 6 posts commenters have implied she's overweight and a whore! In all my years….

Ron Howard?
Involved in a shitty movie! In all my wildest imaginings…

Frodo? A homosexual? My stars!

Good heavens! I completely forgot I had this account!

You do know that studies show that Teen Mom actually has helped reduce teen pregnacies?

I rickety realized
that I lickety love you

A bunch of losers arguing about nothing on a pop culture website three days after Christmas? GOOD HEAVENS

First?
Good heavens!

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The first of two part film series, consisting of primarily set-up with little resolution? An unfair grade from AV Club? Fanboys whining in comment section? Hufflepuff and Gryffindor!

An offical AV Club monocle? Stars and garters!

Boat-licker!Drafted! Bell-fired! What the devil? I've got a queer sensation in my inexpressibles!