Harumph!

Leonard Pierce? Is that you my good sir?

A comedian, putting more emphasis on jokes than meaningful political discourse? It vexes the mind!

Talentless bimbo?
Getting a VH1 reality show? Drunk relative caught on camera saying stupid shit? In Hollywood? Shudder to think!

Charlie Sheen?
On cocaine? With a hooker? Good heavens!

….

It vexes me as well, chap.

Afraid to go into the ocean? Because of Jaws? Good Heavens!

Good heavens! A corporation seeking to increase revenues?