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Dr. Owen Maestro
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You know what, I don't have a problem with Marvel's film rights issues and cinematic universe dictating the direction of the comics. Let's keep in mind that Marvel is just doing its thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Morrissey being kind of a bitch. Let's keep in mind that Morrissey is just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with possibly being left out of the meme discussion. Let's keep in mind that the meme discussion is just doing it's thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with people who like bad pop culture. Let's keep in mind that people who like bad pop culture are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with assholes. Let's keep in mind that assholes are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with the Jewish people. Let's keep in mind that they're just doing their thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Human Giant no longer being as active as they once were. Let's keep in mind that they're just doing their thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with gimmick accounts. Let's keep in mind that gimmick accounts are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Leonard Pierce. Let's keep in mind that Leonard Pierce was just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Adult Swim expanding its airtime in order to maximize its demographic. Let's keep in mind that Adult Swim is just doing its thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with people illegally threatening peoples lives for cartoons. Let's keep in mind that people illegally threatening peoples lives for cartoons are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with religious fundamentalists threatening people with violence. Let's keep in mind that religious fundamentalists are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Archer season 4. Let's keep in mind that Archer season 4 was just doing it's thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Thomas Lennon being an incredibly prolific comic actor. Let's keep in mind that he's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Ron Cadillac. He's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Beyonce taking blood money to perform for dictators. Let's keep in mind that Beyonce is just doing her thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Armond White. Let's keep in mind that Armond White is just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with blackface. Let's keep in mind that blackface is just doing its thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with that asshole Jar Jar Binks. Let's keep in mind that Jar Jar Binks is just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with ironic 80's homages. Let's keep in mind that ironic 80's homages are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.