You know what, I don't have a problem with bro bullshit. Let's keep in mind that bro bullshit is just doing its thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Tosh.0. Let's keep in mind that Tosh.0 is just doing its thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with useless college courses meant to capitalize on the pop culture zeitgeist. Let's keep in mind that useless college courses meant to capitalize on the pop culture zeitgeist are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with melancholy Bill Murray. Let's keep in mind that he's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Robin Thicke. Let's keep in mind that he's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with David Wain praising his own work on the AV Club. He's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with sideways vaginas. Let's keep in mind that sideways vaginas are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with A.A. Dowd's mediocre film reviews. Let's keep in mind that they're just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Chillwave. Let's keep in mind that Chillwave is just doing it's thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with daddy issues. Let's keep in mind that daddy issues are just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Vin Diesel. Let's keep in mind that Vin Diesel is just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with the Japanese Army Base. It's just doing it's thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Diablo Cody. She's just doing her thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Power Station. They're just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

Tell me something I don't know!

You know what, I don't have a problem with Chris Brown. He's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

Ask your parents.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Steven Spielberg. He's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with The Smurfs 2. It's just doing its thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

You know what, I don't have a problem with Jack White. He's just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.