@Automocar:disqus "
I dunno, I'm in a relationship and I get on average two blowjobs a week. Obviously your mileage may vary. "

@Automocar:disqus "
I dunno, I'm in a relationship and I get on average two blowjobs a week. Obviously your mileage may vary. "

At least she didn't end with "Sincerely, Hollis Green."

At least she didn't end with "Sincerely, Hollis Green."

Dipping a dude's hand in boiling water on-screen alone is a career highlight.

Dipping a dude's hand in boiling water on-screen alone is a career highlight.

I've read and re-read this book 3x.  The man can write a book - until it's time to write the ending.

These balls are making me thirsty.

These balls are making me thirsty.

I kept wondering if she was some kind of agent for the mayor, tribal chief or some other hostile entity.

I kept wondering if she was some kind of agent for the mayor, tribal chief or some other hostile entity.

For shits & gigs I googled this.

For shits & gigs I googled this.

News that sends a jolt through the comedy community.

News that sends a jolt through the comedy community.

As an outside-of-Houston resident [60 miles out]:  hop, skip, and go eff yourself.

MY NAME IS AAAH-SWEEE-PAY

I owe an enduring to debt to John J. Nioxin.

I thought that was Robin Tunney at first.

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