At least he was sorry for disrespectin' the Bing.

These look like those waxy fake lip candy.

Jean Paul Gaultier as Goatse

The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.

Because AMC doesn't re-run the fuck out of their shows?

"Did he really think he was going to go home after shooting a man?"

You young cunt!

I went to school in Austin in the early 90's.  On Sixth street (the party street), down a ways, was a window on the side of a building called Hoak's Pizza.  Inside this window was a tiny room with an oven and two stoners cooking pizza.  They handed you a slice through the window on a cheap paper plate.  I…

He doesn't finish the slice because the shame kicks in.

Kelly McDonald has come a long way from riding atop Ewan McGregor and wearing schoolgirl uniforms.  She looks downright matronly.

Q:  How many astronauts fit in a car?

It will be even funnier when they get done and leave the cart with the left-over taco meat and wilting lettuce emitting their heavy taco spice smell in Bill's office with the door shut.

It's pretty cool how that dude's forehead is shaped like a triangle - very geometric.

Somewhere Brad Meltzer and Christopher Reich are in anguish wondering why Universal won't develop their shitty cloak-n-dagger novels.
 
I read a few Ludlums as a high school nerd and the only thing I remember clearly from any of it is a scene where a bad guy bones his sister then takes a long needle from his shoe and…

I'd like to think that the only death in the American Psycho movie was Courtney - the one engaged to Lewis Carruthers, the biggest dweeb in the business.  I choose to think that she committed suicide shortly after the scene where she tells Patrick "If I don't see you before Easter - have a good one." Patrick's…