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YOU collapse on STAGE.

Intention doesn't mean the will or decision of a conscious force or being. It can just as well manifest itself in the pressures of gravity: planets are intended to be relatively round so they can maintain an orbit. If a chunk of a planet is taken out by an asteroid, it could be pulled from its orbit. Such an accident

…….silver rings…….

He is still alive, you know. Or he was. Listen to the Elvis Tapes.

Oh, is this the "Liberals Think Liking Elvis Equals Racism" thread?

The BP oil leak would've caused total extinction in the oceans if had been allowed to flow for 3 years. Obviously, in the practical sense, no one would've allowed that to happen. They would've collapsed the well with a nuclear bomb before allowing that to happen. The point is, the oil wouldn't have killed ALL

My name isn't really "The." You may have a hard time finding me.

I'm waiting for the Rolling Stones concert at the bottom of the Grand Canyon!

I hear that wind came from Syria. Maybe we should get in there and do something about it. You know, to help our fellow man.

Don't say that outloud, Goldman Sachs might give you a bonus.

Fuck it, Archmage. Let's go bowling.

Buy fresh, buy local.

It's like the Summer of the Shark! Remember the Summer of the Shark? It didn't fucking mean anything. Things like this happen when there are millions of stages and billions of people in the world.

THAT'S IT!!!!
We must declare War on Wind!

I should also add that if sea life goes extinct, land life does too.

"Nuclear power leading to the eradication of multicellular life: bullshit as well. And again, you know it's bullshit. It's true that it's a massive problem, and will likely have horrendous impacts on future life. But we haven't reached nearly the scale where we're capable of wiping it out, even if we tried to."

I'm not lying. I was referring to food in that sentence. I don't buy grocery store products from elsewhere in the country. It helps that I live near a local food shop and that I grow and hunt much of what I consume. Do I still wear clothes and use tools that were made elsewhere? Yes, but I buy things second-hand, so

I cancelled my Directv service back in March and got a converter box. Since I live out in the sticks, I only get PBS and CreateTV, which is basically a cooking/arts/and/crafts channel. So I don't really watch TV anymore. It's not because I'm too good for it. It's just because TV is really, really, really, really,

*stop laughing, is what I meant.