It's going to be bad. In times like these, there are enough unemployed trolls to stage flag attacks on anyone they don't like. DPA you're pretty high on the hit list. You dealt with it before; now you won't be able to ignore it once they start with the flagging. Do you think it's really so outrageous to believe these…

Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar…he eats you.

Keith Phipps: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize for…

I still can't believe they actually GET PAID to sit around and come up with lists about movies (especially when the commenters are far better at it, and are the real reason people come here to read the articles). From 2008 to early 2010 I honestly didn't know that running this site was a REAL JOB, with people who…

Someone should register as Mooney Rara.

Fucking "DISLIKE" button, how does it work?!?!?!

You won't collapse me, Trolly. I'll collapse myself before I give you that luxury.

Keithy, Keithy-Poo…just think of me as Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby. Do it.

*throws phone

Hey everybody! Civilization is evil and I masturbate every time I see Anne Hathaway and Obama is as bad as Bush and hipsters suck!

So this is how freedom dies….

Farewell, Archmage.

Seriously, this isn't going to work. It'll be like Afghanistan, and you morons will just keep plowing ahead. The Emperor has no clothes.

I hate networks.

"My only concern is that if someone posts something that people simply disagree with, but it isn't necessarily offensive, five other people can tag up and get that person's comment collapsed. So if I commented, "Respectfully, good commenters, my musical tastes disagree with the sounds of Panda Bear," I could get…

THAT WHEAT
AIN'T GONNA HARVEST ITSELF

FAREWELL SHORE PATROL
INTO THE SUNSET HE RIDES

I sure hope nobody flags the Shore Patrol. That'll be the end of him.

My buddies didn't die face-down in the muck for all this prior restraint stuff.

"Why was the twentieth century, with all its genocides and wars, by far the least violent century ever (per capita, which is the only measure that matters)?"