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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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She's only posted 1071 times. Leave her alone.

Hehehehehe….harder.

What's freaky is, Bats bakwards would be Stab.

No, Pablo should play Bob.

The thing about Michael Fassbender is,

Will the Irish Spring overthrow old Euriope?

A reverse Kramer sounds like some sort of high school wrestling move. That is, a gay sexual position.

Them Seminoles Was Just Mad
Cuz thar weren't nothin up thar to scalp.

Why is she dressed?

That was mean.

Sara will change because of this. I know it.

I'm 1/16 Algonquin.

"It's not clear to me at this stage how anyone could have foreseen a sudden, highly localized gust of wind in one place," said Gov. Mitch Daniels, who called it a "freakish accident."

HA!

It ain't my job to double-bolt. Go talk to Gary.

High winds are very easy to predict. Isobars. You can see them coming from miles and miles away. Plus, it's allergy season in Heaven. And Jesus, being a Jew, has a big nose. So it's bound to be windy in the Bible Belt.

She'd be too much for me. I couldn't keep it up. It's her eyes. My God, those eyes!

Twas a re-incarnated glacier. Karma for civilization.

WHAT R U LOOKING AT SUGARPITS

It could be worse.