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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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The Keria Knightley one.

I'm not a Truther by any means, but if you don't see anything fishy in the official 9/11 narrative, then you've got about as much critical thinking ability as a jellyfish.

Say, is this the thread where all the guys chime in to say how they appreciate well-written Chick Flicks? Maybe it's because two of the three RealFemaleTM AV Club Commentators are posting here. Or is that just a coincidence? I never saw Bridget Jones, but I sure as hell saw Pride and Prejudice. Twice.

Hooked on Phoenix worked for me!

Your jacking off to a future graduate of the University of Phoenix, that's what.

Can't wait for the sequel "Damn: Gina Rising."

BREEDING AGE
FEMALE

That would make him reasonable, then. Even though he doesn't "feel" anything whilst watching a cartoon about talking toys.

You can't spell "atheist" without "heist."

I thought I would never have to see Jorge Lopez again. Now I might have to quit posting.

THE CAVES WILL NOT PROTECT US!!!!!!!!

Please change your picture.

Osama bin Dead for about 8 years in reality.

I know who Sky Lopez is. Or, was.

I'm always hearing about people getting high off PVCs. Does that mean they smoke it out of PVC pipes?

< White poster, black heart.

White women be filterin' shit.

"Earth?"

The only man who can save Gwen Stacy is Ben Casey.

You hear that, KKK? The snow-white skinhead damn well hopes you're a gimmick.