I don't know if you can vote him off the whole island, but I'll keep him off the shore for a modest fee.

This my daughter, Malaria.

Maybe it's his Bachmannesque Crazy Eyes that scare people away.

All the Big Producers say
They could've canned him any day.
They only let him stay his stay
Out of kindness, I suppose.

Speedy Gone Lopez!

They won't get laid if I'm around!

Frederick Douglass had unkind things to say about Garrison because Garrison never supported (and frequently denounced) John Brown. Douglass had far fonder words for Brown than he did for Lincoln, who, like most other American whites, wasn't fond of Brown either—he fully supported executing him on the grounds that…

I Love You, Sean O'Neal
You're the best.

Abel?

Even if he is a spineless eunuch, I'm glad we got rid of that old unreasonable Texan who told us to go shopping and buy shiny things whenever the country's in crisis.

Lincoln didn't change his position with regard to white superiority. More than emancipation, he supported re-colonization of Africa and the Caribbean. He only chose emancipation as a last resort, for political purposes. Maybe people can become heroes by consequence. I don't know.

I'll have a Sam Adams Boston Lager, please.

Dope! I mean hope. I hope Das Racist is okay.

I dope Das Racist is okay.

Amy Winehouse's ashes have been…burned into…ashes.

The Old-Man's-Penis-Face Creature is correct.

SETH

-A bunch of vegan hippie Bonobos from Portland forming an activist group called "Simians for the Ethical Treatment of Hominids."

The Bonobos are burning their draft cards!

I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my bonobo sister. She love you long time. She go sucky sucky.