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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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Stalin don't look so tough since Putin started bending frying pans.

evr'ry time we say goodby
god kills a kitten

fuck

Hey Arcmange! I tried to play Dungins and Dragons once, but I could never remember which way the pieces are suppose to move! Ha

If the Universe is infinite, then there are an infinite number of possibilities beyond the calculative ability of Stephen Hawking. Imagine that! Oh, but Mr. Shore Patrol—if God created the Universe, then who created God? Well, Jimmy, I just don't know. But there's an infinite array of possibilities. Hey Quantifiers:

I'm not exactly handsome (some say I look like Dan Aykroyd) but I predict everyone else posting in this thread is a Regular Fucking Adonis.

Do I really need to point this out?

A CROCODILE!!!!!

The beast of Lake Placid was a crocodile, not an alligator.

Passionate about being MENTALLY SECURE Enough with uncertainty!

OF KAKU

JESUS RETURNS MAY 21 2011

SAILOR TAKE WARNING SAILOR TAKE WARNING SAILOR TAKE WARNING

ANNE HATHAWAY

I see plenty of woman, but no cattiness.

IN 2012

Dino was funnier.

PETA PETA PUNKIN EATA! Oohhhhhhhh!

Apes, coons, what's the difference?

The Magnificent Seven