WHITE PRIDE

Nyarrr, me mother was a tree.

How's your cumberbatch since I benedict it?

I'll bet they form an alliance with AIDS.

It's James Franco and Shirtless Robin Williams!

There's a shot of a pizza with a certain human body part as the topping.

HEIL KELLER!

I wonder when this is gonna turn racist. Sho'nuff, I reckon…

That show's overrated.

Andy Serkis should join a……a, uh….what's the word?

No, it's James Franco and some guy in a blue shirt!

Also:

EARTH TO PETA:
If any other breed of ape were to supplant the wretched Sapiens as Honorary Villainous King of Beasts, their respective species would no doubt pollute this fair Planet with all the equivocal shit-flinging zealotry of carbon-spewing suburbanites, only they wouldn't bother to wash their hands after…

Gemma the beat boys and free my soul.

Yeah, they got city-hands. Been countin' money all their lives.

The other Brian Cox could kick his pretty-boy ass all the way to next week.

That's because you've got city-hands. Been countin' money all yer life.

Delightfully boyish.

Well, I thought it was funny.

Gary needs to be rehabilitated, to repay his debt to society.