I too would like to know this. It's a legitamite question.

One more thing the Brits have taken away from the Irish: their blackness.

Amy Winehouse's primary jazz influence was one part John Coltrane, two parts Charlie Parker, and ten metric tonnes of Sidney Bechet.

Wow. People really know what season and episode first used the phrase "release the hounds." Wow. Just wow.

I'm going to go lock my yeti in the barn, just in case.

When I was forced to memorize the Lord's Prayer, I always thought the line "hallowed be thy name" was really "Hell would be thy name." I never knew why the name of Jesus was also Hell, but I was always too afraid to ask. This is the kind of environment Catholicism creates. So I grew up thinking there was some vague,…

I love how we're not worthy to draw Mohammed, but 6 out of 10 Muslim men are worthy to bear his name. Pieces be upon him.

Islam isn't evil, it's just drawn that way.

I might respectfully add that, if anyone on staff feels the need to censor such tastelessness as my above comment conveys, please just go the whole nine yards and delete my account instead of merely deleting the comment. I have wheat to harvest, anyhow.

There is NO WAY IN HELL I would be able to stay hard for a three-breasted woman. That would just intimidate me into impotence. So instead of listing all the hypothetical things I would like to do with a hypothetical three-breasted woman, let me just say this: I would thank her for her hypothetical interest in me and…

STOP! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!! NO!!!!!!!!

STAFFERS AFRAID OF THE TRUTH

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No self-respectin' Southerner eats instant tits.

Jizza Pizza.

Boob Lube!

She's no Ellie Kemper, but I'd still hypothetically do all sorts of things in my mind.

What's the deal with black kids and roller skates? It's fucking 2011. Haven't they heard of roller BLADES?

I actually fell asleep during Gladiator the first time I watched it (on video at sea). I woke up and I'm like "Whoa! It's the Man in the Iron Mask and a tiger!"

Yeah, all the socialist teenagers in Dogville get shot by the Nazi Farm Consultant. Sorry.