That's some of his best acting, when he falls from the plane.

And yes, I piss as often as a menopausal woman. So what? I live on a farm and I can piss wherever the fuck I want. Only pussies use toilets. Plus, toilets waste water. It's shameful.

The only thing it does for me is put me to sleep and then I wake up completely dehydrated, like my throat is lined with sandpiper. Even if I consume it as an ingredient in baked goods or butter, it just dries me right out. Having once been lost at sea for 16 days with nothing but a Portuguese fisherman's urine and…

*Gets into car accident whilst recalling Wonderbra ad

And his badge says "OREOO"

I say we round up all the cartoon character avatars and spill water on them so they smudge! Who's with me?!?!?

Because that's been done before. More than a few times, even.

The Bear! Ha!

A fucking cartoon.

Dude, it's a cartoon.

I love The Caffeine Spider!

Yalls a bunch of Bambi-Pambis, the lotta ya.

Community needs to get organized.

What, television?

Eh, you can a fine men's watch over here, too.

Puff Daddy assures us he will die, eventually.

This can't be the real teadoust.

^This isn't the guy who built the goddamn railroads.

The Little Lebowksi should be about what, eight years old?

That was Yoda.