Mmmm, private residence, is this.

Feisting can be painful the first time around, so be sure your mom has plenty of canola oil in the cupboard.

The lame shall en….

She looks like the chick who used to babysit me. Makes me feel weird inside.

Dick Payne
Dr. Cockburn (urology)
Dr. Harry Beaver (OBGYN)
Dr. Pornsak
B.J. Hardick
Sheriff Mike Hunt

Can you rob old Seinfeld jokes and not be gay?

I just credentialed all over my keyboard.

Even better: Pleistocene Park, where the hominids break free and totally destroy the Earth. Man, that would be thrilling.

Welcome to…

This is the generation that hopes to impose upon the whole planetary world an American peace.

If raptors could speak I'll bet they would speak in snide British accents.

Oooop, ally ooop.

Wayne Knight in King Arthur's Court

You mean, "ice box."

Jesus Fucking Christ is the funniest poster on this site, hands down.

Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses,

I guess Captain Hook sorta looked like a Dane, but I sincerely doubt there were really ever any Indians there. Nor crocodiles, either.

Most badass country in all of Europe, fighting both the Nazis and the Russkies at the same time. I'll drink to Finland.

The teenagers weren't conservative. They're affiliated with the Labour Party, which tends towards Socialism. The Labour party in Norway basically makes American Democrats look like fascists. So if you're a far-right extremist, it's the obvious target. The guy hates Muslims, so he's taking his anger out on the liberal…

It's not in the Netherlands either, dipshit.