I hear tell the corn up in Northern Japan is comin' in pre-popped.

Uganda get killed, smokin' drugs like dat.

AMY WINEHOUSE DEAD!

I wonder if anyone is gonna write something insensitive.

Bassfender!

Fifteen is pretty young. I doubt he has as much experience with social animosity and bitches as he claims to have in that song.

Wesley Willis, why you go to bed so early?
Get up and do something x 4

Gosh, I haven't played the trombone in years. I'm afraid I'd be a little rusty.

BENDER!

FASS

FASSSSSSSBENDER!

There is no statute of limitations on the collection of student loan debt.

In the words of Richard Pryor, "He came and went at the same time."

Stand on your head, then.

Forced?

No, essay. It will be a low-riding shuttle, and it will crash at Los Gatos Canyon before it even breaches the stratospheeeeeeeeeere.

PROOF OF WETBACKS ON MARS

More like "plink," because he looks like a fucking carnie.

Buttkrakatoa.

FOO FIGHTERS