Would've been funnier without the typo.

…one of THESE

Questions about Earth II:

You're not the real Charles Teadoust III! You're Charles Teadoust III of Earth II!!!

She would need about an 18-foot wingspan to fly, though.

She was molting.

They should make one with Pacino insults from Glengarry Glen Ross whenever you make a wrong turn.

How much fuck Yoakam every time I see Anne Hathaway!

There's no such thing as the Mafia. Just ask the guys who are in it.

WWII wasn't real, either. It was just used as an excuse to destroy some documents.

Assistant AD?

Afghanistan is the Graveyard of Allusions.

And that copper asking "What's this, then?"

Getting hit with a pie isn't nearly as bad as getting whacked for being the office snitch. Of course, there's absolutely nothing suspicious about getting whacked, say the police who are coincidentally embroiled in the same scandal.

She's old enough to be his granddaughter!

Blood Pudding!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I really miss that powerful, reverberating "Vvvvvwwwwomb" sound from A Current Affair. Reminds me of a simpler thyme.

"Atheists should be more like Christians, always unassuming and never condescending about their beliefs."

Atheism is a comedy unto itself!