Does Ray Winstone eat the children?!?!?!?

Walter, he's got a sword…

Will they give him a full-sized award, or a fun-sized one?

Non, non, non, non, non. Il est David Suchet a Hercule Poirot.

Too bad it's not more centered on the front.

President Obama wins parts and mines of Afghan people.

GE, Boeing, ExxonMobil, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo paid no income taxes for 2010. If each of these companies had been taxed at our "official" rate of 35%, we wouldn't just have a balanced budget. We'd have a surplus. It's true, that 35% corporate tax rate is the highest in the world. But there's absolutely…

Heaven FORBID someone REFRAIN from reading through ALL THE COMMENTS on one fucking ARTICLE. Fucking FREE WILL, how does it WORK?!?!?!

No, he just had a big wad of gum in his mouth.

I'll bet John Hawkes is secretly a mole planted by…hawks!

I was at the airport a couple weeks ago, and my TSA Groper was a Chinaman, and I cracked a joke about "Chinese Checkers," and then I got arrested by the Department of Emotional Security, which ensures that cultural-types feel secure in the company of whites like me, so what they did was they took me into the back room…

fuck man yee yee should post here then it would be good.

So…

That doesn't even rhyme!

Someone should re-dub old Pooh videos with Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man narration.

Heffalumps and wooooooooooooooozles….

TAX THE RICH! And I'm not just talking Wall Street.

Scroll all the way up to the top of the page.

The only pole she ever swung on was a blind man's walking stick.

She was a stripper!!! Did you know that?!?!?