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But it's her birth-stone.

Yeah, it was a challenging part for Mo'Nique to play a loud fat black woman.

Stone Cold Dead in de Market by Louis Jordan.

How Alaska got its big swinging moose-cock:

Winterbottom-upon-Cumberbatch

Black Plowman is an anagram for "Lack Womb Plan."

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHOM DOES HE DO?

Fuck the Beach Boys, they've got annoying girly voices.

Someone should craft a new Stonecutters song from this stuff.

Where does the Missouri River start?
Where does Chelsea Houska live?
Where does the Mississippi River start?
Where does the Big Sioux River start?
Where does the fetus develop?
Where does fertilization occur for frogs?

Their less heroic cousin, Bran the Flake, was noted for his intricate embroidery.

If you steal my George "Railroad" Martin joke, Thrace, you'll be thrice throttled.

Smaug was the original rhinestone cowboy.

Insomnia was pretty good.

Say it with a Texas drawl.

I, likewise, do hate this Nolan.
He never got the story rollin:
Christian Bale growling lines,
Liam Neeson saving pines
From dirty, dirty urban sprawl:
A trilogy? Throw in the towel.

And now, looking at yourself in the mirror, you realize that you share Batman's conspicuous chin-dimple, even though neither your mother nor your "father" has one.