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The Motherfucking Shore Patrol
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The ultimate goal of Nazism was to destroy Judaism (obviously) and replace Christianity in the Third Reich with the "new religion" of Nazism which would've basically taught that Aryan Man is the manifestation of God. Since Aryan Man is not the manifestation of God, then Nazism was godless. All fascism is, by its very

Godless Communists and godless Nazis killed more people, in half a century, than all the crazy Jews, Muslims and Christians from the time of Moses on up to just a few seconds ago. Religious fanatics get all the grief for burning a few witches and heretics at stake, while physicists and mathematicians win Nobel Prizes

I can't believe I didn't make it into the "We Read What You Wrote There" with that joke. The people who run that thing must really hate the TRUTH.

I only troll on Thursdays and Fridays.

If there's no God, then why are all the stars and planets ROUND?

None of you are looking through a wide angle lens, that's the problem.

Little bit.

Deniro played de fiddle
While Rome was burning down.

More like Will.I.Mnot!

Nature is utilitarian. Evolution does not force into existence things it doesn't need—things that don't fit into a grand interwoven scheme. The snake didn't need legs, so they disappeared. So what about humanity? We serve no practical purpose in the scope of Nature; in fact, our whole life's work has been to replace

Perhaps there is a ring of truth after all to all these weird ancient stories of gods coming to Earth for the sole purpose of torturing themselves.

The proliferation of Human beings—deformed, maladjusted, shit-flinging Napoleonic apes who've tarred and feathered the Earth, orchestrating an irreversible heritage of environmental tomfoolery in a mere 150 years of industrial civilization which is now revealed as comparable to the massive prehistoric extinction

Greek fishermen never wear rubbers, not like me.

I never said anything about the Middle-East or Jehovah or any kind of revealed religion in general. I'm a pantheist, I believe in evolution, and Nature as a whole is the manifestation of the One Being who is all that exists.

True story:

One does not simply walk into the Lord of the Rings.

Gorton's fishsticks are made with all white-meat, farm-fresh Asian carp.

God is the bur in your boot who reminds you that man-made soles don't last forever.

Still, those experiments are worth it if only ONE hopeless invalid could continue to live a long and hopeless life.

Plus I'm pretty sure the Constitution of Independance allows us to kill anyone who prevents us in our pursuit of happyness, that's why Paul Revere warned the Britains that they wouldn't take our guns.